Bring back Oatbake!

Peter Carroll ICE-9 Watch Status: Gelid.

Off the freeway, off the rafters, off the backboard, nothing but past, faded glory.

My carbonated soft drink of choice:

How can you have a ranking when there's just one?

When I was in North Carolina, I was served a hot dog with peanut butter and jelly. Just came out of a nowhere.

This guy is no Daredevil.

“Think they work you too hard? Think of poor Ali Sard. He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and its quick growing grass and it grows as he mows it the faster he mows it the faster he grows it. And all that his stingy old uncle will pay for his shoving mower around the hay is piffulous pay of two dooklas a day.…