Got him with the grammar correction.  He’s never going to post on the internet again after that.

Mitches throw sucker punches .
Green is a Warrior ,he didn’t even get dropped from it . 

yeah, i do not understand america’s fucking tax laws. why is anyone under- or over-withheld? do they (the irs? my employer? idk who even “they” is) not know how much tax should be withheld on each paycheck? could they not just...do that, and then there’s no tax day?

Yeah take the side of a man who cheats on his pregnant wife whose about to go into labor (Twice), just because you dont like someone who trash talks during a basketball game

Sara sounds like a keeper to me

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

*Cue all the Ben McAdoo entries from the Dan LeBatard “March Sadness” tournament*

NYT xwords and sports have done shit like this before. Dec 23, 2007, 65 down: “Cub’s place”, 4 letters. I had L A _ _ from crosses.

There was a David Letterman skit back in the late ‘80s when 1-900 numbers like stock reports, Dial-a-Prayer, and psychos were a thing about lesser-known phone services. One them was “Thesaurus for Cleveland Sports Writers”. Dave calls it and the recording says, “Beaten, trounced, shellacked, lambasted, pummeled...”

shity

FUBAR or SNAFU, either works

As I was doing the puzzle, I thought “gee, “nonexistent” doesn’t fit here”

Yesterday’s NYTimes crossword. Five letters. Go.

“No, it’s not accurate. I don’t know who the (bleep) said that. That (bleep) is (bleep). Whoever said that (bleep) is (bleep). That’s all I have to say, man.”

Probably this. I’ve read quotes from NFL scouts saying they want a QB with the hottest wife, to show he has the confidence to lead a team. And they want them married so that they don’t get into trouble out on the town.

Dear [Volley Ball Coach],

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

There’s a mountain of evidence that suggests when it comes to picking QBs in a draft, no team knows what they are doing.

If the Browns decided there was something about Rosen they didn’t like, I would take that to mean he will be an excellent NFL quarterback.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.