I very much accept this theory. (One Pats beat guy DM’d me to offer the same theory.)

I think you missed the real conspiracy theory, that Belichik traded Garoppolo to Brady’s childhood team out of spite to Brady. One last twist of the knife making Brady watch as Garoppolo goes on to great success with the team he grew up watching and likely always wanted to play for?

TBH, there were already a lot of ways to compare Ty Cobb to the tweets of a lot of these people.

Honestly, as a Patriots fan, I’m kind of looking forward to it too. There’s an annoying, gross element of this fanbase that I increasingly can’t stand, and the only chance for it to ever be purged is a sustained period of mediocrity. I’ve already enjoyed more Super Bowl victories that fans of most other teams will…

Watching the Patriots descend into mediocrity is going to be oh so sweet

God damn, the Olympics get me JACKED THE FUCK UP for sporting events I otherwise never give a shit about, and I swear if this guy rolls in and ATTACKS the ice skating arena in Pyeongchang with “Turn Down for What,” I am going to throw my table through my window a fit of ragejoy.

Kadri’s such a little weasel. That’s like an NFL’er tackling a guy by pulling on his dreads

i love how Thornton says “take off your bucket, you’re wearing a visor” and then says to himself “fuck it, i’ll go after you anyway”..

agreed. Kadri is just the definition of both a heel and the whiny little brat that just begs to meet a seriously bad fate

That ended too quickly. I would have liked to see Joe get a few more shots in. And by get a few more shots in, I mean pound Kadri’s face until it was unrecognizable.

He had asked him for that DVD back too many times and enough was enough.

That right there is the definition of going to a fight and then a hockey game breaks out.

Let me get this straight : Their plan is to ship distracted dummies over to all the non-boring, great driving roads where actual drivers thrive?

Since its “completely anonymous” and nobody uses it...except for Overstock, Virgin, Microsoft, OkCupid, Tesla...but its just for tax evasion, and money-laundering...

Just don’t lose that.

Paper wallets FTW!