Just meet out in centerfield, boys

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

Was CC such a bitch before becoming a Yankee?

What in the goddamn hell is CC complaining about? If you can’t field your position, you shouldn’t be out there. And if you can, what do you care if he wants to stupidly take the bat out of his own hands? Of all the dumb “unwritten” baseball shit, this is definitely the dumbest.

WHO’S A GOOD GLORY BOY?!

Just goes to show you how much these glory boy millienials want to jack up threes instead of playing true, fundamental basketball. With that height advantage, a drop step in the post and a layup (no dunking, it’s disrespectful) would put him a lot closer to 100 percent. But he’s about the ladies he’s not about the…

They are just trying to drum up interest since last year’s playoffs featured too many sweeps.

It’s not comfortable, it’s not fun...We’re all going through the same thing together 

“...and the seventh-inning stretch was capped with ‘Deep in the Heart of Texas’.”

are you too dumb to prepare for your catastrophic disasters? the fact that the word, ‘disaster’ is plural and you still didn’t prepare means you should be dying soon from stupidity.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Perhaps those of us with sons could also take it to heart so that boys feel supported pursuing whatever they want.

Question, would it be fiscally responsible to design a building using tax dollars to withstand an event that may never happen again and not be able to fully rebuild? Or use those dollars to rebuild exactly was was lost (at less cost than the alternative 100-500 year design spec) with the possibility it may happen…

I’ll agree, this is absolutely terrible satire.

It’s the whole premise of purposely taking a bad take and being earnest about it and that in and of itself being funny, not the actual material. Unfortunately, satire only works when it’s good.