Only the ones that are worthy of his attention though. Like, under thirty thin models. The others should just get rid of their genitalia because ugh, gross.

Actually, how about restaurants include tips in their prices and pay waiters living wages.

I’m not sure anybody will read this in the greys... But I’ll write it off my chest anyway.

Update: when I complained about his unavailability, he told me he’s in an “emergency situation”. I think it’s possible the wedding is off.

My ex is getting married in a week. We’re still friendly-ish with a very different perception how close we are. He always talks about how important I am but also we don’t talk for months at a time and when I try to contact him, he just doesn’t reply.

Hi. I need a few warm words to get over a complicated situation in my love life.

I have Dolphin. I hate to be something that girls that wear shorts with Uggs like to tattoo on their lower back (I also don’t want to b a butterfly or a rainbow...)

Hi everyone. I need advice and maybe some pep talk. I’m 34, single, and I really want a family. But I seem incapable of finding a boyfriend. And I don’t mean a serious boyfriend, just boyfriend.

I’m always so happy when you post something about him because I’m a 34 yo woman and nobody understand me.

I’m 34 and I’ve never been as taken with a male celebrity. I’m having real trouble coming up with fantasy scenarios that work though.

I loved the book, I think this is going to be very very awesome. I’m excited!

I’m 34 years old and I’m in love with Harry Styles. I also feel into the black hole that is Larry. Gosh, to be born with this kind of magnetism must me wonderful and exhausting at the same time.

This made me cry. I’m so sorry. Looks and sounds like she was a very special bunny. You gave her the best life, and I hope that gives you some comfort.

I think in the end we’ll have to come a half a day early to the airport and expect to be yelled at even more for trying to get on a flight we paid for.

To be fair, everybody makes six figures in Switzerland...

I’m sorry you have to go through this.

Every cover I’ve ever heard was cheesy. For me, the song only works in the original no nonsense version.

At least they used birth control.

Have your health checked out... I was constantly hungry thanks to insulin resistance. There was no way to lose weight, you can go hungry for a couple of days but that’s it. It’s impossible to override your body’s signals long term and since I’ve been on Metformin, I’m to much less hungry.

this is very off-topic, but I jut want to praise my dad a little - he feeds our family (now that I don’t live there anymore, he feeds my mom), and not in a “man expects applause for holiday cooking when woman cooks every freaking day” kind of way. My mom takes care of many other things for him, too, but I feel…