YES! It is perfection!

My mom’s cat terrorizes her partner and her by leaping up and turning on the lights at all hours of the day and night. This cat is my personal heroine.

They get away with it because every story is true. Tabloids are real.

“She just needs to realize that she has a life-threatening disease and needs to calm down and stop all this—before it’s too late.”

No, you can’t. But that doesn’t sell, so feud it is.

Total fucking ripoff of the genius that was #trumpyourcat, and I’m pissed that they tried to pass it off as an original idea.

This may be a totally dumb question, but how do these magazines get away with publishing all these stories? They are super entertaining, for sure, but are clearly not real. I bet there are people who believe it, though.

Will pay all the monies for this!

I’m getting that Bradley Cooper caricature tattooed on my thigh so I can look at it every day and be happy forever.

I want to be able to randomly pass these out to people. No context, just “here ya go.”

The only way an animal could look like Trump is if it came back to life and dug its way out of the box buried in the garden.

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”

I love Billie Lourd! I like her and Jeanna Han. Especially their conversation about Billie Lourd’s supposed “father” lol.

All I could think was he probably still has a boner...

Call me crazy, but I have a really hard time believing there is a Christian in the US who is being super judged by their friends just for being Christian. I have known Christians who say they feel they have to hide their Christianity and I internally roll my eyes at them and their “plight”.

Keke Palmer, Nasim Pedrad, and Billie Lourd (who is fucking delightful) are the only reasons I’m trying anymore. The meanness is exhausting and not even clever enough to be funny. Plus I’m weirding myself out with my reignited fondness for cropped, fuzzy sweaters which, BY THE WAY, are not easy to find these days and…

Yeah, I read about that - unfortunately. You know what else I very unfortunately read in one of the linked articles? A quote from one of these human shaped broccoli farts saying, “Abortion won’t unrape her”. Reading that literally made me want to beat someone until I couldn’t lift my arms anymore. And I have no idea…

I have watched every single episode of this show and I still can’t decide if I love it or hate it. I suspect I’ll end up watching the entire season just trying to decide if it’s something I want to watch.

Only life threatening pregnancies can be terminated in Northern Ireland. If they somehow convince these women to not have abortions they won’t need anything anymore ever. But the babies will need new mothers.

The OP’s post says exactly that: that the vote was in Ireland and that Northern Ireland is “not Ireland proper”.