As someone who has dated guys who are Internet “5’7” (in the sense that they are under 5’5 because I am 5’5 in bare feet), I have to say that height isn’t an issue for me unless guys make it one. I had an ex who constantly harped on it and made me feel huge at 5’5 and policed my shoes. That one didn’t go anywhere.

I’m 5’5 and tend to like shorter people too. It’s not absolute, and I have been attracted to taller people, but I have some PTSD issues that seem to kick in if I try to get close to someone too much bigger than me, so it’s easier for me t be attracted to someone within about 5 or 6 inches of my height.

My crazy ex was like this. We’re both 5’5, and he’d flip if I wore anything taller than ballet flats or flip flops. I never wear high heels, but anything that gave me even an inch was enough to make him talk about how people were staring all night. He also had other hang ups. The relationship did not last long.

I know. It’s some serious Dorian Gray shit. There is definitely some portrait of a woman twisted by intolerance and idiocy hanging in a locked dressing room somewhere.

My uncle got a phone call from the “FBI” about how the computer was compromised by hackers. He thinks the computer is essentially sorcery, so if left alone he probably would have smashed it to thwart the hackers. Fortunately, he told them they needed to talk to my aunt who rolled her eyes and hung up on the nice…

I am really disappointed because I wanted a SMG lifestyle brand to include stakes, crosses and possibly flamethrowers, not baking mixes. This is seriously killing my adolescence.

That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate, bingo!

It’s hard. I have trouble getting beyond the ask stage unless it’s a crisis situation, and then, I start ordering everyone the fuck around. My mom, though, is the worst. She either gives orders in situations where she should ask or states desires like, “I’m really thirsty,” and then, gets pissed if you don’t realize…

Was she like 16? Because no one but who is not an adolescent has an excuse for being that melodramatic or that far from reality.

Plus, we have FOX News, so there is probably a lot of catching up to do. My relatives came to visit and insisted on watching Fox and Friends, and I am still trying to repress.

Maybe, maybe not, especially if you’re using condoms.

I thought my browser settings were fucked up for a while, but it carried across computers. Bleh.

“That not fair. You bad. You not my friend. I not wearing pants.” Much bawling and screaming and destroying of property.

I don’t date extensively because social anxiety makes dates a circle of Hell, but I always at least try to pay half. It doesn’t always work out but I try. If I invite the other person, I’ll offer to cover the whole thing, and I think if you pick an expensive place, you should also at least offer to cover everything as…

Yes this. It doesn’t seem to hurt her conscience that she is violating an oath she took to uphold the Constitution. I get that it could be a problem when your conscience and your sworn oath come into conflict, but when that happens, you need to resign if you can’t find a way to live with honoring your oath.

Perfect! My lab partner (the one who was good at cutting but not so much identifying) now runs his family business, but he grew up hunting and fishing, so he was used to cutting things. My mother pretty much didn’t let us cut our own meat until we were nearly able to vote.

That was the arrangement I had with my lab partner in high school too, and I grew up to be a vet.

I could not have dissected a cat in high school. I did a fetal pig, and that was bad enough. I’m not even sure I could have done it in college. I did it in vet school because vet school, and I do necropsies on cats, but I don’t think I could have done it when I was younger and was not doing it for the express purpose…

The suit says she first reported it to her RA and that the RA filed an incident report and involved campus police, and the school opened an investigation.

When my nephew was colicy, this was one of the first things the pediatrician ruled out. I had never heard of such a thing, but she told my sister it is very common.