White people really need to clean up their mess. Every other demographic group in the US saw this fucking dumpster fire coming a mile away and the majority of us steered clear. Only white people looked at that shit and said, “Yep, that’s my guy!” White people are the only group where the majority still support him.…

The penalty provision in the Hatch Political Activity Act, 5 U.S.C.S. § 7326, does not include any criminal penalties. There’s only removal with up to five years of debarment, a suspension, a reprimand and/or a $1,000 fine. Skellyanne was trolling with her jail-time comment. She’ll be gone by the time another…

Hey George, you might want to stop checking your wife’s boss and start checking in on your wife ‘cuz she out here being problematic and dumb, too.  

If no one sees you it didn’t happen.

I found a secret pocket in my new gym leggings yesterday and literally whooped out loud, I’m not ashamed. :P

I am calling it a ‘private buffet’ from now on, that is genius.

I called out a homophobe for saying gay people shouldn’t be allowed to marry. He pulled the ol’ “I’m not homophobic, I have gay friends” bullshit. I said “You don’t get to call people your friends and say they don’t deserve rights in the same breath.” He insisted that they WERE his friends, he just didn’t think they…

I do not miss being in the military, but I do miss my old BDU’s all soft and broken in after being washed fifty times.  I miss the cargo pockets most of all, no civilian attire has the capacity of mid 90's woodland pattern BDU’s. 

Nah, man, I dress comfortably when flying. Something I don’t mind sweating in because my palms turn in to faucets when I’m in a plane. Even when it’s a smooth flight. Hell, I opt for the damned window seat if I can get it and the back of my brain is still flipping its shit because of how high up we are even as I…

Came here to share this tweet:

Eatin’ pants/depression clothes: may not be a part of everyone’s wardrobe, but it’s the old clothes you wear when you are sick, on the rag, just broke up, very sad, or about to throw down on a private buffet (my private buffet is all kinds of cookies and some cereal and milk maybe some ice cream who knows some…

Ya’ll can have that. I still remember taking a flight and the girl next to me was wearing pajama bottoms and flip flops and carrying a pillow. On a flight that began and ended in daylight.

What? No. This is FAKE NEWS!

“Reversible” is the right way of putting it, scare quotes and all. Realistically, it may be reversible, but maybe not, and also it can have side effects like feminization of the body, including breast tissue growth.

Translation: I and the Europeam Union don’t actually think that the big tech companies are monopolies but since the EU hates America and American success they sue the big tech companies and then get tons of money in the form of a settlement. (Less than if we actually taxed them but still!) We (the united states)…

So satisfying! The mailbag usually stresses me the fuck out and this was a nice change of pace. “Shut up, nobody cares about your stupid opinion” is a lovely way to go into a holiday weekend. It is also what I tell my dog when she’s barking at the neighbors for walking around living their lives. So there you go I…

“I lugged this archaic camera all the way out here and didn’t have one Kodiak moment!”