Here’s mine:
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Same as all the deadbeat dads who knock up women and run. We really have achieved equality!
“Delicate spouse abuser”
My boyfriend has this terrible habit of freaking out immediately after we buy tickets to something. I will buy our tickets to go visit his folks and then two hours later it’s like “arghh my mom and I had a fight on the phone, I don’t want to go anymore!” I’m like, dude, you better make up with your mom real fast,…
That’s both horrifying and hilarious.
No way you are getting a refund folks. I saw a guy get murdered execution style in Belize and Carnival gave me 2 free drink coupons.
The way the trainers got the cats out of their cages is how my boyfriend gets me out of bed in the morning:
Sometimes I let him out in courtyard of my building, but not after dark. After dark he gets brave and I’m afraid someone’s going to take him home or he’s going to get hit by a car.
what women want in a guy :
So help me god, if this airs the day of my wedding, I’m calling it off.
Yeah, that’s how people always rationalize teenagers dating adults. “She’s not like other girls her age...”
I’m not saying it’s smarter than I expected, I’m saying it’s more forthright than I expected. She could’ve hung back behind Sheeran et al. derailing the conversation even further into whether or not Taylor Swift is understood to be a nice lady, and instead she brought it back to the initial point and owned up to being…
I am pleasantly surprised by the active verbs in this apology.
I don’t think ANYONE should feel comfortable with the idea of this engine of destruction (oh, sorry, “War Machine”) getting out of jail in 2-5. Not Christy Mack, not the prosecutors, not the American public, not anyone.
As long as Blake gets custody of Adam Levine, you’ll be fine Miranda.
My cats bite and claw me everyday. I deserve it because I’m alive.
How can you even look yourself in the mirror?
LOL. You’ve got some convincing ladies on your hands.
My adult children need to read this article.