There was an old joke that was circulating in the mid 1980's about Trump that involved an elevator.

Even on nights where I was totally sloshed (I was, at one time, a very heavy drinker; I still drink more than I really should, but my falling-down drunk days are now far behind me), I could remember how I got to where I was the next morning, and ever afterward. Specific minor events might’ve gotten lost in the shuffle…

Chaff is the metallic confetti combat aircraft deploy to confuse enemy radar and targeting systems. Giuliani is kicking out chaff and cover from Stormy Daniels case and Mueller probe.

Several thoughts. 1) if he was passed over for an administrion role due to drinking (which I can believe, because it was odd he wasn’t given a role), why would you put him on your legal team? 2) does Barron help him with the cyber? 3) if you go enough, you don’t remember when you go. You have a problem. 4) what did…

He admitted, however, that he could not remember whether he’d been carousing at a cigar bar called the Grand Havana Room before or after his infamous Sean Hannity interview (Politico reported that he’d been seen there).

No one who is a prodigious drinker would say “take too much alcohol.” It’s a very popular way to phrase other pharmacological vices, though. Huh.

Elric. He’s a goofy hound, rescued about 7 years ago now.

This was my dog. He was hit and killed yesterday.

The #dogsinbowties on Instagram features a ton of my Fusilli looking like this.

Bruce and Belle. Bruce’s original owners left him a year ago at the veterinary clinic I go to; someone dropped him and broke his leg and they couldn’t / didn’t want to pay for the surgery. I had lost a 6-year-old Yorkie to congestive heart failure just two months prior and wasn’t looking for another, but Bruce showed…

He’s often NOT a good dog, but he means well.

Charles ftw.

Charles has had enough of your nonsense, and will pull this car over, if he has to.

This is Hero Dog. You’re welcome.

We only have cats but here is a wonderful dog I met in Brooklyn.

This is Pepper. She’s a good dog. Except for the sitting on the dining room table, looking out the window when we’re not home.

Dwight’s a dick. A very photogenic, allergy-prone dick.

Rex and Fiona graduating obedience school. Rex is very proud because he graduated twice

This is Molly. She lets me hang with her when I house-sit in Cobble Hill.
She’s the nicest dog in the whole world; unless you are another dog, then she will end you.

Here’s my best bud destroying our bushes, his favorite spot to lay.