This is what’s happening. Her husband works from home. I guarantee this woman doesn’t fart in the presence of her husband. Her husband has put her on this pedestal to where she feels she can’t shit in her own house. Instead, she goes out for a “jog.”

Um...that is not anybody’s real accent and I can guarantee that this little racist (look it up) did not grow up in a predominantly Black neighborhood. Ew.

God, I love a wedding. I go into full Jolie the Cruise Director mode, organizing outings, ironing shirts, getting your Aunt Grace lit up on signature cocktails, all of it. I mean, Billy and I and a bunch of others are going shooting/Whataburger-ing/hat shopping when we’re in Dallas for a wedding at the end of the…

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: police union spokesmen are the worst people in America.

He’s a combination of Winston Churchill and a shady New York drag queen, which is the kind of leadership our world needs right now. He’s amazing.

Reading about the last days of Farley’s life has to be among the saddest things I’ve ever read about.

My friend was at a bar several years ago when Chris Farley walked in. It was late, Farley was a sweaty incoherent mess but friendly. He walked up to their table, said “hi” and asked if anyone had any drugs. He was dead like a week later. I feel like all these Aaron Carter stories are leading up to something bad.

Immigrants can’t vote until they’ve been naturalized, which is not an overnight process. Limiting the vote via voter suppression, gerrymandering, and other tactics has a much shorter effective time frame. There’s also a substantial body of research that indicates that the immigration actually has a lot of benefits…

He is the worst of all. Even people that work with him think he is a horrible human being.

I respectfully disagree. Sessions is the worst of them all, Trump included. Why? Because Trump is, intellectually, morally and ethically speaking, a nullity. The oath he took to uphold the Constitution is like me swearing to uphold the Voynich manuscript. Miller is the product of a life spent being scorned by…

Anyone who believed that “We’re going after the bad hombres” bullshit is too stupid for words.

I got Stephen Miller ranked just above him, because Miller actually knows better.

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine from high school. He found out his senior year that he and his parents were undocumented. He was one of the smartest people I’ve ever met, with a full-ride scholarship to an Ivy League school and acceptance letters from several others when he found out. Except in his case,…

Hey, here’s an alternative. Allow people in the DACA program some kind of fast-tracked path to actual citizenship. I mean so many of them are working taxpayers and contributing to society. Stop penalizing them and embrace them fully.

Everyone remember how American Hitler claimed he was going to go after “murderers and rapists” when it came to illegal immigrants? How he was going to “take care” of the Dreamers? Christ.

Sessions smirked his way through that speech like a fucking troll. He could barely contain his glee. I don’t think I could have more contempt for anyone than I do for Donald Trump, but Jeff Sessions is a a very very close second.

What disgusting people these Republicans are.

What’s actually disconcerting is you using of the term “fag” without batting an eye.

What about Jerry’s wife Dottie?