Everything about him is bizarre. He was raised Jewish, but converted to Mormonism in college. His father was Jewish, but his mother was Christian Scientist who converted to Mormonism. His father’s first wife (and mother of Jacob’s half brother) is Kitty Dukakis, wife of Michael Dukaki. Jason was the Utah co-chair…

My thoughts exactly. At least a bar. And maybe knocked back with a shot of bourbon.

FUCK THIS GUY. I’m intoxicated and pissed off, though not entirely coherent. So, FUCK THIS GUY, the fucking fuck.

Normally I’d agree on who can blame her, but a billion a year in Sercret Service protection rankles me. And the target she puts on Manhatten.

Look at his stupid face.

Of course she hates him. She signed up to be a trophy wife who barely had to deal with him. She thought she would be going on vacation all the time and spending money with abandon. Now she has to pretend to care about people and do random public appearances between vacations.

Still fucking hate Cruz the most I think. But, goddamn, if rat bastard Chaffetz isn’t quickly crawling to the top of my list.

He’s almost making Ted Cruz seem like less of a rat fucker by comparison. ALMOST.

i don’t think Melania fucks him outside of what’s specified in her contract. Despite all his bullshit pussygrabbing act, I don’t think he cares mostly. He’s 70 years old and in terrible shape. He probably needs a fistful of viagra and an industrial crane to achieve even a modest boner.

He is a petty asshole. Fuck him. Shake her goddamn hand and say he’s still going after her.

I do wonder if Melania is a Russian asset, if, as has been rumored, Russia has been cultivating Trump for years. How else to manipulate a sex obsessed child with no impulse control, self discipline or attention span, into running for any office, but to get the hot chick to say it while she’s in his bed? *puke*

Get. Her. Name. Out. Of. Your. Mouth. And. Off. Your. Fingertips. (Not you, Brendan. The slimy rat fuck)

I heard an NPR interview with a woman in Florida who said that she was already feeling hopeful about Trump even before the inauguration because her 401k was doing great, and she was confident that her kids just finishing college would find good jobs. The irony was thick with that one.

Ice blue was a perfect choice cuz that bish FROSTY AF.

Switching from hourly to full-time can be tough.

FUUUUUUCK THAT GUY

Is America great again?