Dear Berniebros*:

I say this all the time, but just imagine how the Boston media would ridicule someone like Peyton Manning if he did half the wack shit Brady does. Between that fucking diet and all these insane fake health products they’d eviscerate him.

Precisely - the manufactured drama, reality-TV route is a tool for wringing whatever cash you can out of someone who is on their way out of the business or who doesn’t have the talent required to maintain a lifelong career (see Hulk Hogan, Kim Kardashian etc). It’s a bit of a last dash, bridge-burning route for the…

Mariah isn’t reality tv material.

From what I can see, this Stella (girl those cheeck implants) looks more like Mariah’s good Judy and not her manager. Tommy may be a relic, but I think he understands show business: “absolutely meticulous and methodical attention was paid to every single detail and nuance that went on into her career”. This is what…

I agree she’s not tv material. She isn’t one of those singers who’s also super fascinating and loveable and doing interesting things. She’s one of those people who appear to be a worse and worse shitshow the more you see of them. It’s best to keep her visibility to her voice. Everything else she tries to showcase…

preach, JudasIscaredycat.

............he’s right though. Mariah isn’t reality tv material. Though I’m watching her show, I liked my Mariah better when she was off being a diva and we got bits of in the news. Plus the entire show is so scripted and manufactured and the drama that Stella tries to drum up is amateur at best. Her show is…

Stella is a Rasputin and she will destroy what’s left of Mariah’s career if she let’s her.

I have friends in Atlanta who are connected to/friends with ladies and producers from the series, and while Kenya doesn’t casually hang out in Atlanta to the degree that someone like Cynthia, Kandi, or Porsha does, they all say she’s enjoyable to be around.

However, Porsha is really as dumb as she sounds, Nene does…

Last I heard, she had him cremated and then used the ashes as fill for a stuffed dog from Build-a-Bear.

I forgot about Cedric!! I wonder if Lisa’s had him killed yet, or if she’s still biding her time.

I’m listening to bitch sesh right now, so this is just doubling my pleasure.

Oh I don’t disagree with you. But it’s a kind of “out of the Crazy Pan and into the Fire and Brimstone” situation. And I won’t say he’s not bright, but in Congress, speaking from very first hand accounts, he often had a very hard time grasping why his brand of crazy ideas just weren’t workable. Couldn’t see the…

I guess. But I’d rather have someone that I can plan against rather than some crazed fuck in a suit. How do you plan for a guy that can literally anything? “We thought he was just going to try and threaten litigation, but then he started hissing and flinging his own shit at us. So our entire plan is out the window...”

Yeah, but then the joke’s REALLY on America. Because then we get President Mike Pence. And that guy actually believes in stuff, and it’s pretty terrible stuff.

Trump already definitely dyes his hair (no one his age has fully colored hair anymore). He will keep dying it until he dies because he’s that vain.

Presidents age in dog years because of the stress, but only because most Presidents care deeply about their legacy. Trump...doesn’t. I give it six months, at most, before he just sort of gives up and basically turns himself into a rubber stamp.

His election is like something out of a Greek myth — he got exactly everything he didn’t want. He now has to live in a city he hates, surrounded by people who hate him, and spend his days in boring nerd-ass meetings and reading reams of dry reports prepared by other nerds. Imagine if Sisyphus could just step aside and…