Yet she could destroy 99.9999% of any man who ever lived in swimming.

But you’re right. That .0000001% of male swimmers who are better makes her obsolete and this whole thing a feminist thing.

I think it’s safe to say she is the best Freestyler ever at this point, no qualifiers needed.

This is Rio, show some respect and let Pitbull get you another Bud Lime.

Does anybody not like him besides people who think weed is the devil?

Should have chosen Subway

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

Michael,

Le Clos poked the bear, and the bear mauled him to death in front of the entire world.

Holy shit. This was intense. Even the bbc commentators were rooting for Phelps.

Reflecting on the fact I used to swim in the same meets as Phelps and now here I am eating my Quizno’s.

What!?! Where the hell is the Spoiler Warning!?! Some of us like to watch our sports 6 hours after they happen in carefully curtailed packets of mass consumption. Now I can’t pretend excitement 11 pm.

I, for one, welcome tiny women dunkers.

That’s bad and you should feel bad. You don’t always have to leave booze but in this case you shoulda.

Yeah what in the fuck? That is heinous and naive to think it’s only your pee drops and not other shit and piss somehow stuck there. (Shit may be extreme but I don’t rule anything out on that layer of toilet).

my same reaction. That is a disgusting fuck right there.

That’s ...repulsive. My wife would cut off my balls if I knowingly tracked piss around the house and put my feet on the couch.

Liam should be in prison.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

And for all the eye-rolling this site does at hand-wringing and moral grandstanding that the sports world loves to engage in when it comes to doping, It’s hard for me not to relish King’s defeat of Efimova.