Oh, Wayne, please take a civics class. Unless you can name a specific *government* entity (law enforcement, FBI, CIA, Congress, the President, state legislatures, etc.) that physically prevents conservatives from speaking on college campuses, then you have no idea what the First Amendment says.

This idiocy was playing while I was at the gym this morning.

“On college campuses, The Communist Manifesto is one of the most frequently assigned texts.”

How about those birds who build showy nests to attract mates? Isn’t that a form of self-expression or symbolic thought?

If you count tool use: Crows are just one example.

This just in, drinking water keeps you hydrated!

My dad’s kind of a Ron Swanson (it’s less funny in real life), and I just got him to leave the NRA. The problem is what he didn’t know about them- when I finally confronted him, he was ALL FOR research on what should be done and sensible gun legislation. I explained (none too patiently) that it is the NRA standing in…

Incredible they have to make a study for these conclusions.

Ron Swanson’s stance would be that a man only needs a bow & arrow and only to hunt for his meat. He can defend himself with his bare hands.

I posted this on another article, but since angry Leslie is literally my avatar, repeat posting seems ok:

“a sweet woman”

Just read that Nick Offerman tweet and honestly I have never been more turned on in my entire life. Verbally abusing the NRA might be my sexuality?

Dear Dana Loesch:

I mean seriously, how do they function in life? These people who insist on having their guns because of the possibility of a tyrannical government...yet they tell kids to have respect for authority? These people who live in so much fear every day that having a gun makes them feel safer? These people who think god…

I really feel like you can’t get further away from the positivity and pro-community spirit of Leslie Knope than ol Dana “they are our enemies” Loesch.

I don’t have any personal weapons (I do use them for work, though), but I’ve always recommended a shotgun. The sound alone scares someone in the unlikely event that they have broken into your house while you are there (obviously most criminals try to steal your shit when you aren’t home), it has a wide blast radius…

When I went through hunter safety as a kid, I remember the instructor telling people to get a pump action shotgun for home defense. His reasoning was the the sound of racking the action was enough to deter 90% of home intruders and the large shot pattern had a better chance of hitting something on the other 10%.

My parents used to listen to a metric shit-ton of conservative radio back in the day, (1990's) particularly G. Gordon Liddy, who had some pretty nutso gun views.

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

Listen, people, you can have a bolt-action rifle, a shotgun, or a revolver. If you can’t successfully hunt or target shoot with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon. If you cannot “defend yourself” with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon and also has likely been killed by…