Why isn't Billy writing this? Is he alright? I thought he was the resident Messi expert 

Nah https://youtu.be/zTS4lRt0gFQ

Best thing is the dude yelling: “he knows the match up!”

I mean, Star Wars has a long story

I’ve always wondered if there’s any connection between melon pan and the Mexican concha, they’re really similar

“That being said, man, this year’s Champions League has kind of sucked. All these late comebacks—of both the successful and unsuccessful variety—lead to the conlusion that there isn’t a truly great team out there in Europe this season.”

This needed Trigger on the helm. Anyway, here’s a link to the old TV Classic coverage of the original https://tv.avclub.com/c/tv-review/flcl/season-1 , which maybe you should have linked as it’s pretty good

Those exist, you can watch “City of Life and Death” for a historical drama on Nanking, or “Men Behind the Sun” for Unit 731, but that’s more of an exploitation movie

It’s in youtube

“until Michael B. Jordan starts talking about Sword Art Online or shows up to a red carpet event with his Chobits body pillow”

I also liked how afraid they are of doing an underwater scene because they can’t wait to put them in an air bubble to talk to each other.

Sure but it ends in one of the worst parts of this movie with the motherbox, the last one, the main plot thrust, being retrieved offscreen by Steppenwolf. We get a reaction shot of the box and then we don’t see it until he gets it, offscreen! I guess they didn’t have that shot, because if they did that’s a really dumb…

There’s video of the actress telling the story, around the 3 min mark

So I think the account merge worked and yep this new layout looks as soulless as I expected

Stupe Kid is afraid to leave his war zone!

I just did that yesterday to prepare for the Kinja migration… so planning ahead is apparently our downfall

Well, I couldn't before!
[breakdancing interlude]
I love you, Dr. Kinja!

The way it got "solved" for me is that my AVC login stopped working for some reason and got stuck with the disqus one. Not sure what happened to my old account and their sweet sweet upvotes (stars? whatevers)

Those pesky commenters with their loyalty, who needs them? Anyway, here's an article about Trump eating a quesarrito or something

Can I play the piano anymore?