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“Being naked makes us human” is one of those dumb as fuck things people who think they’re deep and meaningful say.

I seriously keep clicking on my own post to re-watch that second gif. there is something wrong with me

That woman didn’t even bat a fucking eye at a police officer falling out of the sky. Los Santosians are hardcore!

You seem triggered.

Water is just clear. Grass is green might’ve worked better.

I will never, ever not get “The Queen Is Dead” running through my head when I see a reference to the Daily Mail, but you might expect that from a person with my Kinja handle.

Well, with a stunning resume like that, we can expect Trump to put Chris Brown in charge of the Office of Violence Against Women any day now.

Damn, the cuteness overload in the third post almost makes me want to have a kid someday. Well, almost.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

“Most horrifically, if we are still able to identify horror in our daily stew of urgent and physically-sickening emotions, is that Trump hasn’t really been all that involved in the writing of his executive orders (not that he’d likely help) and didn’t mean to appoint Steve Bannon, his white supremacist chief advisor

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

That’s the joke.

Crowley issued the following statement:

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

We are all gonna die.

The entire sequence of events seems odd, but “faked robbery and faked mental breakdown in preparation for divorce” sounds like fake moon landings level daftness.

Because you’re an asshole.

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

He’s not a mermaid, Bobby! C’mon!