“In a world of Kardashians, be a Helena Bonham Carter.”

No running around in circle during load screen? WTF is this?

I'm so literal about themes, I'd show up wrapped in HDMI cables and microchips.

lol i am so embarrassed for anne hathaway. jesus

WHY ARENT MORE BRIDES WEARING DRESSES WITH LACE SLEEVES.

Chris Brown can kiss my ass with this film. Him and his awful mama. She’s the worst next to him.

HOLY FLURKING SNIT!

None of these words mean anything together!!! HELLLP

Bigots, uh, find a way

Henry. Henry. In the words of the great Donna Meagle, “You fine but ya simple”

I love this. Unexpectedly, I think I love her too? I’ve never watched her show, I won’t buy her app, but I get THIS. I wish I felt as comfortable and confident in my skin as she seems to. I admire her willingness to be herself, no matter what. Sure, she’s silly and ridiculous, but she’s got some serious hustle and she…

*sees Grim Fandango is only at #7*

They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.

SHUT UP MY NEW YEARS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING EVEN THOUGH I’M NOT IN PARIS “spending the whole day unapologetically in the spa.”

I thought Alyssa was Kris Jenner for a sec...honey, no.

I didn’t think having a lady-lead would make that much of a difference to me (I didn’t think I’d feel so included) but it legitimately did in the best way possible.