WHY ARENT MORE BRIDES WEARING DRESSES WITH LACE SLEEVES.

Chris Brown can kiss my ass with this film. Him and his awful mama. She’s the worst next to him.

HOLY FLURKING SNIT!

None of these words mean anything together!!! HELLLP

Bigots, uh, find a way

Henry. Henry. In the words of the great Donna Meagle, “You fine but ya simple”

I love this. Unexpectedly, I think I love her too? I’ve never watched her show, I won’t buy her app, but I get THIS. I wish I felt as comfortable and confident in my skin as she seems to. I admire her willingness to be herself, no matter what. Sure, she’s silly and ridiculous, but she’s got some serious hustle and she…

*sees Grim Fandango is only at #7*

They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.

SHUT UP MY NEW YEARS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING EVEN THOUGH I’M NOT IN PARIS “spending the whole day unapologetically in the spa.”

I thought Alyssa was Kris Jenner for a sec...honey, no.

I didn’t think having a lady-lead would make that much of a difference to me (I didn’t think I’d feel so included) but it legitimately did in the best way possible.

Here’s the thing.

“I wonder what makes everyone so interested in me.”

One of them leaned over her suitcase like there was yoga position called “Packing Goddess Camel Stretch”. One of them packed Lena Dunham’s memoir. Was the one on Ritalin the same one who can only pack in pouches? Was Hamish Bowles wearing a thumb hole sweater? And finally, vibrator maybe. Dildo?? For her Jackson Hole?

He actually says to the jury as he approaches the bench, “how could you do that? how could you do that?”
Rage. Blinding rage. How could THEY do that? I hope this fuckin’ guy really enjoys his possible 263 years.

Fucker got the birthday gift he deserved. I honestly thought he’d get away with it. Justice prevailed for these women, and I hope that the judge throws the book at him and he never sees the outside of a prison again.