The writer of the script Jon Spaihts, is retweeting a tweet that says it was a victim of political correctness. Jon Spaihts is so fucking ugly, he looks like the guy who would write this script.

In a crazy turn of events, McCaffrey will be drafted by the Broncos and will accept a position change to quarterback.

Plus, Fournette is black, while McCaffrey is white. So there’s that.

#amidoingitright?

This was a really gutsy but smart move by McCaffrey. Of course, I imagine teams will still opt for the more athletic Fournette in the draft, even though he made the move out of pure self-interest. Sad!

Somewhere, Mel Kiper, Jr. just became erect.

He’s just another hard working American who doesn’t need a college education to provide for his family.

Not sure what it is about McCaffrey but he sure has grit, wouldn’t expect such a selfish decision out of a high motor guy like that.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Wow. I may be a grey burner account, but I’m floored that this discussion has gone so far without someone bringing up the similarities to how Hillary got skewered by the press for not dumping Clinton.

How many of these same commentators took the position that Hillary was not complicit in Bill Clinton’s history of…

That’s not how wi-fi works. The behavior you’re seeing is the nature of the caching and history of your browser as well as your local settings on the computer which means it’ll be the same whether you’re on wi-fi or ethernet.

I’m going to respectfully disagree. If she had tossed his ass when the first incident came to light 5 years ago, crushed him in court, gotten sole custody of their son, and done everything to relegate him to the dust bin of history where he belonged, he wouldn’t have been close enough to cause damage.

Also Obama. Obama definitely should be blamed too, somehow.

And what have we learned from Katherine’s adventure in bad mouthing the little comedy that made $219 million domestically and could have given her career a boost that did not include starring in cat litter commercials?

That play by Douglas was so dirty that I am on Team Talib for the first time in my life.

Yeah, I’m not a pilot, I don’t know? I suppose not being able to find the airport in the first place probably precluded the second part from even being a real option.

And why don’t they just make the whole plane out of the same material as the black box, amirite?

The only part that’s trolling is calling it a ‘gift’ - you’re contributing to a charity that you support and making a statement about your opinion; it’s entirely self-serving.

LOL good one! Pitch-perfect parody of a shrill Jezebel SJW!

Hey Anna! Remember this? Looks like YOU’RE the idiot now! LOL

He got all huffy.