@achilleselbow:

@Swifter:

@H_is_for_Heretic:

@Sukie:

@Sukie Shut The Front Door:

My first night bartending (jeans&tee), I was washing dishes and a customer came up and said "I'm gonna fuck you tonight". He continued with comments in this vein all night, and with his wife sitting up the bar.

@tudobem:

@kithkin:

@rathat:

@Beaker of Hope:

@Marbe:

This guy will never have trouble getting a date

I was visiting some friend for New Years a few years ago and hanging out with their group of friends on Jan 30. I ended up in line with one guy for the bathroom and told him he had a sparkle on his face. He couldn't get it off so I removed it for him with a light touch. He leaned in for a kiss, but I wasn't sure, so I…

@solidfever:

@Thick Of Life:

@Kitten is an 80s rocker:

@perditamarie:

@perditamarie:

@Tchotchke:

@rubesmanubes: