@northeastthreat:

@EdnasEdibles:

A friend of mine's ex did yoga training last summer and has been trading my roommate's in-home classes for dog grooming. I haven't participated (I can't imagine yoga on a hangover day and that's when it always happens in my living room), but I love hearing my roommates and friends tell me how hard they work to hold in…

@bananaballs:

@this_charming_one:

@AnnaBanana:

This reminds me of what my mother often says, "If women ran the world, there would be no war, because no mother would send her children or someone else's children to war."

@icecreamcono: Thanks, I was wondering if it wasn't intentional!

@Triana Orpheus:

THANK YOU.

@Missblackcardiganqueenofharlem:

@sanssoucis321:

@fatmonalisa:

@sanssoucis321:

@RestroomOccupado:

@RestroomOccupado:

@Cheewawa:

My mom tried the married/pregnant thing in every combo:

@thewitchandthemoll: I recently rewatched Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park 2. I want Jeff Goldblum in a dirty way, but I'm not sure I could seduce him without giggling the whole time.

@JaneGalaxy: