I’m as sick of the woker-than-thou culture as the next guy, but there’s plenty of reminiscences about straight male horniness out there. Let the ladies have this.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if this information signaled to policy leaders and decision makers that women need sufficient time off from work to have their infants reap the greatest benefits of breastfeeding?

HAHAHA. Yeah. Right. Instead it will only cause moms to feel guilty and for shitty people to shame moms for pumping…

I’m so happy you responded to and highlighted this comment, even though the fact that it has 28 stars makes me kinda sad.

My biology teacher once said “God is the biggest aborter ever. A large % of pregnancies don’t even make it to the two week mark and if life begins at conception then god is killion billions of babies for no reason.”

This is a large part of what the Satanic Temple is doing. They’ve filed some fantastic lawsuits and they’re definitely worth checking out if you haven’t already.

I have an aunt who, while she and her family aren’t crazy evangelical “quiverfull” folks, follow the whole “God will bless us with as many children as he chooses” mantra and I just want to scream THAT ISN’T HOW BIOLOGY WORKS! You can totally believe in God/a creator while understanding that you were created with this…

I am so old that I remember when Christians argued that we had free will.  Well, I am using my free will to determine my family size.

Yeah I feel like this isn’t talked about enough. So it’s not okay to abort a pregnancy because it’s what god wants, but if god makes you unable to have a baby you can totally ignore that and do whatever it takes to rectify the situation? 

Double check to make sure the Flying Spaghetti Monster church doesn’t already do that. 

“Let god plan parenthood”? I’m trying to get pregnant through ivf and follow various ivf hashtags on instagram. SO MANY of the americans thank god when their ivf is successful. Some try to be cute and say it was a little bit of science and a lot of prayer that got them pregnant. Seriously?!? Ivf is the most unnatural…

I’m considering starting a new religion based on the “prophets” inspired by God to use the scientific method.
It will require sex ed with an emphasis on consent and communication.

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

ok but i ACTUALLY NEED those pants. 

Ha! Yes, a casserole. I can absolutely picture Melania mixing up a can of cream of mushroom soup with some green beans and throwing some Durkee fried onions on it. Definitely.

I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not but a razor ad featuring drag queens / LGBTQ folks would be phenomenal.

I’VE BEEN DOING MY BEST TO RAISE 2 BOYS TO BE HONORABLE, DECENT &, RESPECTFUL MEN HOW DARE THIS HATEFUL AD SUGGEST THAT WE SHOULD RAISE BOYS TO BE HONORABLE DECENT &, RESPECTFUL!

I don’t know if Gillette razors cut into hair better than other razors, but nothing cuts into a person better than the truth.

I wish more women over 40 thought like you. I have “young face” (read: not white) for which I’m told I should feel grateful because after 40, I’d become invisible. My reaction has always been: both things are bad. Being underestimated and not viewed as an authority is disrespectful. Being ignored because of your age…