The black or white or whatever percentages of the jury can be dissected and analyzed until we’re all blue in the face—the problem will remain that it only takes a single #bluelivesmatter-meme-sharing uncle on the jury to blow the whole case straight to hell.

I have family in this part of Iowa. That section of my family we call, “the corn fuckers,” if that gives you any idea of the people of that area of Iowa. My family is all from rural Wisco and Iowa and they are all pretty conservative, but people that live in King’s district are not allowed to call themselves…

A confederate flag....from Iowa. You know. A state with a rich history of support for the confederacy.

Obligatory...

Now I don’t know much about Steve King but he appears to be a caricature of conservitism. Now I have read enough Stephen King to know that he is clearly being controlled by a far more cunning and insidious puppet master who I think is really Randall Flagg.

“It’s Uzbekibekibekibekistanstan” -Herman Cain

Well, I live in Alabama and here is hot as hell when the summer arrives, so, of course, I sweat, sweat like there’s no tomorrow, so some people have told me: “why are you sweating if you are from Mexico?”, to that I respond “I do not come from the hot zones of Mexico” and people, people who have college degrees,…

To be fair, and I say this as a person who grew up outside of London, and lives in Texas, most people who live in Europe think all Texans hav e cattle, and ride horses. It does go both ways.

I’m European and a couple of years ago, when I was living in London, I met an American guy who was on a road trip through several countries and he told me how surprised he was that Europe wasn’t “more medieval” since that’s how he imagined it. I’m not kidding when I say that he was surprised that the Netherlands and…

To many Americans, there’s nothing beyond their own neighborhood. There’s just the other, out there, like places named Ubekibekibekistan, where there’s just... dragons... and the gays just spraying gay jizz everywhere.

“I think, nowadays, sadly, money trumps patriotism. Especially, recently, I personally feel like we’re not really very patriotic, the country, in a certain sense. They want these movies to succeed internationally, so they’re going to dial back.”

Americans have such a shallow interpretation of what patriotism means nowadays.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald.

I swear to God I am going to lose my shit if Jill Stein sticks her mug out of the ground in 2020.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

Clearly this is a great show, and moreover, a great show for lovers of peen. As a peen-holder who is not at all interested in seeing peen on screen, I have sympathy for peen-lovers in that the market has not really served their prurient interests—certainly not in the way my own prurient interests have been catered to…

This had to get posted eventually.

I’m a straight white guy and I’m OK with all the penises in this show. And the breasts and vaginas.

All the time 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻