Or they'll play the martyr and act as though they never did anything wrong and raised wonderful children and had the best of times and they can't understand why their children aren't happy with them.

Melissa McCarthy is fucking killing it. This dress is awesome. I don't know why, it just is.

My cousin's husband scanned a thing of Mayo on the bridal shower registry. She had no idea he'd done it until she opened my gift and found a jar of mayo (aside from their actual present).

So, Mr. Kahlan and I didn't need to create a registry when we got married because we'd been living together for 5 years by the time we got married. We already had all the kitchen/house stuff that typically shows up on a registry.

This was A Thing™ in a Kitchenette story once, right? I just want to make sure I'm part of the cool kid's club and get the reference.

Monogrammed thermos will never get old.

When I test drove the car I currently have, the sales guy I worked with was close to me in age. He could sort of drive stick and was not at all phased by my desire to drive/own one. When I initially inquired about the car the only thing he said was, "Oh, that's a fun one! I'll go get it."

Oh my damn, no thanks. I cannot imagine doing this. I come from the land of the ice and snow and have perfected my manual driving in this weather (with winter tires). Parallel parking on steep hills?

YASSSSS, learn that shit off the lot! That's what I did!

I do the same thing and I get the added furrowed brow and confusion plastered on their face. I'm not exactly sure it's because I'm a woman, but that's what I'm going to go with.

Eh, I'd say that the learning curve is a little steep and unforgiving. Been driving stick for 2 years now and I don't even have to think about it. I prefer it.

If you like Knob Creek (and I see further down, Makers) give Cedar Ridge a try if you can find it. If it wasn't so fucking expensive, I'd buy it for Manhattans all the time.

Thiiiis.

You might want to run away, right now. Adultosaur will not let this stand.

Comedic gold. You, sir, are a master.

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No Kung Fu Hustle?! /s

I'll go get the Neosporin.

Oh donald, always healing me right after I use a potion. #useless

But I gotta say: Even if a woman isn't bogged down with pointless administrative tasks and manages to make that killer point in the meeting, it's just as likely that point will be repeated by the guy sitting next to her and then he'll be praised—or that later, and when it really counts, it will be credited to another…