I was getting them every other month for about ... 10 years? Started about when I was 15, became the absolute worst when I started having sex around 17, and then just a couple years ago, they finally stopped. I really have no clue why, but I haven't had one since 2012 and the only thing I've changed is drinking more…

Probably works for some people.

Excellent use of Jessica Walter gif.

I think being crazy about your kids is perfectly normal. I hope to experience this as well. But my kids will not define me. My kids' care will not be my sole purpose in life. My kids will not be the reason I was put on this earth. I simply do not like people thinking motherhood is the apex of womanhood and that a…

THAT's what I noticed. Glad I'm not the only one.

Makes sense to me. :D

I love how people prop up pregnancy like it's a fucking miracle. Sure, it's awesome, be happy about it, but seriously, we've been doing this shit since the dawn of humans.

Yassss, all of this!

I agree with everything you said and hope I have a similar experience when I have children.

That's exactly how I felt about this. The whole "procreating is the single most fulfilling thing I have ever done in life" makes me sad for people who feel that way. There's so much stuff out there in the big wide world; doing something that humans have been doing since the dawn of our existence shouldn't be the…

I get super judgmental (sorrynotsorry) of new moms that say, "THIS IS THE MOST FULFILLING THING I HAVE EVER DONE."

Saxophone fart is an acceptable reason for not paying attention. :) And I also Google words when I'm not sure of the spelling.

I tried diligently to find a decent homer simpson "Saxamophone" bit on youtube to put in my original response. I failed.

So others have posted the fact that he has a super serious issue using rape as a punch line.

Am I a bad person for liking him from Derrick Comedy?

Because I want to be a pedant musician (and have had one too many a-whiskey neat this evening, which means I've had one), saxophone.

I FELT THE SAME WAY.

For whatever reason, this is all I can think of (sorry for the somewhat obscure reference, I know the movie was bad, but I laughed my tits off at this part).

Well, maybe if the men had said, "she had an abortion" as opposed to "I had an abortion" and "I got her pregnant" as opposed to "she got pregnant" and they were apologizing directly to the women they impregnated as opposed to apologizing to their unborn children, I'd agree with you. But, having watched the video,…

Fuck that noise, tomorrow, I'm Batman.