Come on, what’s confusing about a product line with titles like the Xbox, Xbox One, Xbox One X and Xbox Series X? :D

On one end we have Sony, whose naming scheme is a bit boring, but consistent and easy to follow. On the other you have Nintendo whose names are varied, but at least have some kind of reasoning behind the names that ties to the console’s features (except for Wii and Wii U from what I can tell).

should’ve gone with PEE ESS FIVE

Or they’re just not interested in watching multi-millionaires jerk each other off.  

Pretty sure all those WWIII jokes were the first meme of the year.

“completely fabricated events that never happened” is a weird thing to get mad about. You are aware the original game wasn’t a documentary, right? 

What would that accomplish? Most disabled people would prefer not to be disabled and most abled people wouldn’t want to be disable at all, unless they have a mental issue.

This is a fiction trope that transcends the world of fantasy and is just a disabled trope: that, when given the option between disabled or abled, a person will always choose the former even if they’ve been disabled their whole life. Because most authors, screenwriters, or other creatives are able-bodied they are…

Time pressure combat. Nope. 

Loved Control. Played it extensively and walked away with the Platinum trophy. Hate time limits. Hate them. Played Expeditions once, and that’s quite enough. Bring on the storydriven DLC.

Don’t pretend as though Capitalist countries don’t throw people in jail, or worse, if they determine them to be a threat. Just see what happened w/ south American socialist sympathetic leaders. They’re often disposed of and replaced with a gov that can do worse things to their citizens than anything the USSR…

i feel like listening to the voices was like...the point of the game, maybe?

As opposed to Capitalism, which has killed literally no one ever surely.

“and making games for a capitalist market.”

Lol shut the fuck up dumbass boomer 

I’ve seen the leaked next gen names:

No, it’ll just get truncated to SexBox.

Primates will bow to it

Shoulda just called it The Monolith or something...

“I left a series of Xbox Series X boxes at my serious ex’s (Sirius) boxing series one time.”

That’s a real sentence now, thanks to microsoft.