Or they’re just not interested in watching multi-millionaires jerk each other off.  

Pretty sure all those WWIII jokes were the first meme of the year.

“completely fabricated events that never happened” is a weird thing to get mad about. You are aware the original game wasn’t a documentary, right? 

Time pressure combat. Nope. 

Loved Control. Played it extensively and walked away with the Platinum trophy. Hate time limits. Hate them. Played Expeditions once, and that’s quite enough. Bring on the storydriven DLC.

Don’t pretend as though Capitalist countries don’t throw people in jail, or worse, if they determine them to be a threat. Just see what happened w/ south American socialist sympathetic leaders. They’re often disposed of and replaced with a gov that can do worse things to their citizens than anything the USSR…

i feel like listening to the voices was like...the point of the game, maybe?

As opposed to Capitalism, which has killed literally no one ever surely.

“and making games for a capitalist market.”

Lol shut the fuck up dumbass boomer 

I’ve seen the leaked next gen names:

No, it’ll just get truncated to SexBox.

Primates will bow to it

Shoulda just called it The Monolith or something...

“I left a series of Xbox Series X boxes at my serious ex’s (Sirius) boxing series one time.”

That’s a real sentence now, thanks to microsoft.

Valve and other companies like facebook and such don’t care about cleaning up hate, only when it’s bad PR and the mainstream news is that they aren’t doing the cleanup will only move them to clean up or until someone with power can do so.

this makes me horny.

Services like Stadia can’t really take off until the ISP stranglehold in the US is gutted and burned to the ground, like it should have been at least a decade ago...and would have been if the FCC wasn’t basically owned by said ISPs.

There’s only one Mandalorian episode, there’s around 30 years of Simpsons.

this is the most false equivalence i’ve ever seen