The awesome part is, Drew Brees has celiac disease and no AdvoCare product is certified gluten-free.

were you at Mark Davis’s birthday party?

Sister-in-law “sells” Stella and Dot jewelry. It’s ruining her marriage and her relationship with the family. She’s the only one that doesn’t see it.

“I’m sorry, Mrs DeVos, I don’t want to sell Amway.”

California is not immune to passing stupid laws either. AB199 that is in consideration right now and is a terrible law that will increase new housing costs by nearly 50% while we are in a low income housing shortage.

What is it with the laundry detergent? A neighbor once tried to rope me into Amway. My first thought was “how much effing laundry detergent do you think need living by myself wearing the same pants for a week?”

I had no idea Baskin Robbins made Se7en-themed ice cream cakes ...

Nope - if I missed the cancellation window for a hotel room and will pay for the room regardless of whether I show up or not, then there’s no need to cancel.

“Please keep your opinions to yourself and just report the things I like.”

I think it’s pretty damn clear that few few people who objected to trump (including not a single goddamned writer at Gizmodo Media have) have learned anything at all from this fiasco.

Do like the airlines and overbook.

Remember, please, that that individual server might have only 4 or 5 tables and two table turns per shift (they get there at 4 for prep, restaurant opens at 5, most tables don’t arrive til 6 (or later) and each stays 90-120 minutes). You make a 7:00 reservation so they hold your table from 5:45 til 7:15 or 7:30. …

The dilemma is how long does the restaurant wait before giving away the table. Five minutes, ten, twenty, an hour? Too early and they risk the original reservation showing up pissed that they don’t have a table, too late and the restaurant is turning away walk-ins that could have been paying customers.

Not all of those folks are Christians some play them on TV to get votes.

“Everything turned out alright for Buck. And why shouldn’t they? He even gave those guys Vaseline. What are consequences anyway?

It’s like going to see Kill Bill and leaving halfway through, and the only lesson you learned was “It’s ok to rape and pimp out coma victims.”

So if he were to, say, be grabbed, pulled into some bushes and raped, would he not press charges because, hey, it’s “God’s will...?”

Look sir. We all have books that are our favorites, but that doesn’t mean everyone else has to like them too, especially since it seems like you’re only paying attention to the Old Testament part. That second part of the book is where all the forgiveness and opening the kingdom to everyone comes in. I can see why you…

Oh, the state of my birth, why most you constantly embarrass me? And why do you keep voting in the same type of insane person and then get mad when they won’t focus on the economy?

Every time I read that a politician or preacher use that god’s will bullshit I instantly think: go check with every woman they dated, do a heath check on their wife and kids, and publicize their pornhub. You and I know what you’ll find with each of these.