HIPAA applies only to medical personnel treating them. So paramedic, EMT. However if a noseyass cop sees what’s up and someone from TMZ offers them a nice check there is nothing illegal about that cop sharing that info. I used to work for a fire department and we had a scare when some patient info turned up in a…

The fact that an emergency responder disclosed that she received Narcan - to TMZ, yet - seems a gross violation of her HIPAA rights. We simply should not know, and do not have the right to know about this. Shame.

These people are so fucking lame they force themselves to be enthusiastic about a guy they don’t like just because being a “young” conservative in 2018 depends a lot on maintaining the ruse that events like these are fun for you.

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love…

These dumbasses decry safe spaces then whine about not being able to dine at a fancy restaurant without being accosted for their utter inhumanity, all without even the slightest hint of irony.

Don’t forget that it’ll be the small farms that will get the least while the major co-ops and large-scale commercial farms get the most, in spite of the difference in need.

THERE.......ARE.......FOUR.......LIGHTS!!!!!!!

I also met my partner of over 11 years on Craigslist. I was in college doing a late night radio show and I was bored. I basically posted saying I was looking for someone to talk to at this weird hour and I brought up how annoying Byron Allen is. We’ve been together ever since. The sex worker ads weren’t that prevelant…

My husband and I got engaged at five years, married at seven. We knew early on we were going to (we had conversations about it less than a year in), we just waited awhile to make it official for all sorts of practical/financial reasons. Obviously, this couple doesn’t have the same money excuse we used to give our…

I mean, she’s just 25 years old. She probs didn’t want to get married when she was a teenager...long courtships are good for young people, IMO. How the heck do you know if you want to marry someone when you’re still getting to know yourself?

PS: My husband and I were engaged after 8 months, but we were olds by then and…

Greeted him only by slapping her hands on her cheeks and screaming.

Serious question. In terms of an “endorsement,” who does that picture capture other than people who would have otherwise voted for Cynthia Nixon? I feel “people who find Lena Dunham endearing” is totally surrounded by “people likely to vote for Cynthia Nixon” in the Venn diagram.

I CAN’T STOP GIGGLING AT MY DESK!!

She let bees into the house.

Honestly, when I see her say that she was an asshole to him and he stayed for eight years my first thought was, “celebrities: they’re just like us!” 

Ellen and Portia had my dream house - wooden beams and stone walls somehow mixed with ultramodern furniture in a seamless way. I’m jealous of the Netflix dude that bought it (not that I would have had $34 million to drop on a house anyways). 

Cheated. Sabotaged his sobriety. Emotionally abused him. Cost him work. Mocked Michael Jackson. Gave him a marriage ultimatum. Led him on about getting married. Joined a competing satirical Velvet Underground tribute bound and sniped all the potential Pizza Underground mitzvah and wedding jobs. Greeted him only by…

Bud, if I could move back home to Ohio and get paid $174,000 per year I’d live like a fucking Roman emperor. Naked virgins would rub scented oils on my body five times per day and scrape them off gently to clean me. My ass would smell like cherry trees. I survived on less that $10,000 per year in Ohio when I was poor.

Fuck you. 174k is balling in NY or SF

a place so rural that the average is $40k...like his district maybe?