The roads are lovely, dark and deep,

“Handle the load of the law” sounds like a eyerolling line from a really bad porno flick.

Well isn’t THAAD just awesome...

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

Seriously? 90% of the cars out there now are so quiet you can barely hear them when they’re running and right next to you. The only thing you typically hear is tire noise.

Fair warning: you may want to sit on the toilet before watching the video. I damn near shit my pants.

My calculations show that in order make that save, Hillier needed two 10 pound brass balls spinning at 15,000 RPM in order to reach peak gyroscopic effect. I’m sure the ladies in his life can confirm my math.

I bought a cargo van to move cross-country. It was boring and white, so I had a couple friends use it as their canvas. They got a cool rolling billboard across the country, and I got something more fun than your typical construction van.

Powerlines and big equipment are always a bad combination.

If the air in a compressed air tire leaks out at a greater rate than the nitrogen, it should, in theory, be possible to get nitrogen filled tires simply by topping off your tires over a long enough period of time, and if you used an air/water separator on your compressor you could reap the dry benefits as well.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

They are not all scary! Mine is cute as a button.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

The guy driving looks like the CEO Jia Yueting.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

“Bring on the Machete!”

There are a lot more planes in the sky today than 50 years ago. The planes go slower so they won’t bump into each other.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant”