My dad was trading in two vehicles, an X5 and Ram 1500. He drove the X5 to the dealership and I was supposed to follow in the Ram.

I was once pulled over in the California desert doing 115 mph. I was coming back from a wedding, and at the wedding had spilled an entire glass of whiskey on my suit jacket. Cop pulled me over, smelled alcohol, asked me to get out of the car to do a number of alcohol tests — stand on one leg, close your eyes and touch…

I can confirm that that Fiskar is awesome. That’s what I use and I’m Canadian

I suspect it may be a Green Machine.

He got all huffy.

Kudos to you for finding that somewhere in there. Made it a few pages and died of dysentary.

I'm just in a meme mood today

Mad props.

We may die. Let me take a selfie first.

So even the planes don’t want to go to Florida?

I still like the idea of all the VW buybacks becoming racing leagues and demolition derby cars with free admission. Think of that as a reasonable punishment, the cars they used to cheat now being used for our entertainment.

One billion miles!

Bottom line, it doesn’t matter what he was doing in the car, what matters is what he wasn’t doing, which is driving. He got so confident with his use of the system, and encouraged by the popularity, that he probably thought the autopilot would drive for him, or at least save him.

good platform for electric conversion too....VW buys back vehicles, converts to electric for testing. Leases them as ZEV and gets CARB to fuck off. Plot twist: California could put it’s money where it’s mouth is and electrify its state fleet for cheap(won’t happen).

This is stupid....these are on the same platform as the petrol models. Put compliant petrol engines in them and sell them to the developing world. You’ll get some or all of your money back and proceed to take a lot of heavily polluting vehicles off the road, especially in places that don’t have the pollution laws we…

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WITNESS ME!!!!

Pictured: the man’s feelings upon flooding his car

I have incurable brain cancer. There's a myriad of ways it could kill me, but I'm likely to slip into a coma at some point. My hospital also happens to be Western University's.