Haven’t watched the video yet so I’m basing this off the gif. I’ve always considered Vader more of a puppet than a villain. The villain, in my opinion, would be the mastermind behind the curtain. To loosely quote Wreck It Ralph, “He was a bad guy, but not a bad guy.”

Or, 36 year old boys with squirting guns...just sayin

Hmmmm...So a “neighbor” that looks similar to your wife was in your house with you when your wife wasn’t around.

Everyone should keep a roll of aluminum tape in the garage. It’s around $8 a roll, but it’s uses are priceless...

Fleshlight v1.0

Wait, disc brakes get changed???

Took me about 6 months to replace the belt tensioner on my 04 Civic. I had to shut my A/C off at every stop to keep it from screaming like a banshee. Currently it’s a leaky thermostat housing. I add coolant about once a week...

Because if you need a self inflating bulletproof vest you’re pretty much fucked anyway..

As long as it doesn’t effect Leia’s passionate love for him I can accept it...

Spoilers!!!

Cover pic reminds me of Venom...

Unrelated to the actual article, but still Martha relevant. You have to watch the roast of Justin Bieber. Martha killed it...

A friend’s step dad is a member of the 501’s. He has a pretty sweet Vader costume...

Or because he’s (landing?) at a pub. It was your thought process that tied Irish to drunken and not drunken to pub. Doesn’t that make you racist at a subconscious level?

Timey wimey...

I had an idea a couple of years ago for a tee shirt. It would have a picture of a rooster and young hen on the chest and read “Love your cock and pullet.”

If the TARDIS were to race The Heart of Gold it would be able to reach the target destination first, yet not travel as fast???

Also, innocent until proven guilty. It’s an accident until proven otherwise...

These pictures are obviously just digital representations of the real thing...#fake

Shut up and take my money!!!