not the first comment about booth professionals...shame. The Zonda R looks nice, especially after the "F" beat a Veyron 'round TopGear's track. Audi Allroad looks like something I'd actually drive. The Nissan maybe after they let me out of the nervous hospital for kaiser blade usage.

Has the name of the funeral parlor been mentioned? I've lived here all my life and seen all the crazy garbage that goes on around here (Dateline coming in regarding a policeman jumping into the river to save a baby). Its really not a bad place, I swear! I used to hate it, but I love it since I lived in Atlanta for…

@A Strolling Lucida G Luxury Joyful Player, back by popular demand!: @Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I freakin live there

1991 Plymouth Acclaim. 51k 4-cyl auto

@Razta: my '98 chevy pickup was made in ft worth, and my dad's '91 was in fort wayne.

@Ash78: They're just not American cars in the sense of "built with union labor". I'm in big support of Honda...they employ all the people that got tired of the tire plant here in town.

@Rust-MyEnemy Smells Of Mobil 1: Isn't CNG essentially compressed methane? If so, they've made cars for years that run on fart gas. 1992 Chevy Lumina AFV comes to mind.

I guess its just the Alabama in me, but its kinda sexy. I have always wanted one, and I kinda like the black circle track wheels. Would go very nicely with my "Intimidator" shot glass collection.

Has anyone seen Sabine Schmitz in the same place at the same time? Hmmm. Is translation of morse code more difficult with a German accent?

Nearly as confusing as "Soul Plane". I see mostly candy here in the south. Skittles come to mind....maybe they don't melt in the heat.

Miata's hold their value especially well. Which means they're a little on the expensive side for a car with very little utility. I love mine to death and will never get rid of it. Basically, its like driving a go-kart everywhere you go. They are very quirky, but not bad quirky. The new ones behave in the same…

My dad has an aftermarket one on his 2wd Chevy. I scoff at its use and need no such device on my 4wd chevy. In this spirit, I proudly stepped over it getting out of the bed with the tailgate up, slipped on the step bumper, and promptly busted my ass on the concrete below.

Which kidney fetches more on the black market? Right or left.

I love these articles about interesting cars in really inbred places. Speaking of cousin-marrying, northern Alabama is a treasure trove of oddball cars. For instance, my mechanic's shop looks like the kinda place where crosseyed kids sit on the porch and play banjo, but he had a Sunbeam Tiger hardtop around back. …

maybe that hit knocked the grapefruit shooter loose. The only purpose those things serve is to alert other drivers you can't shift gears in a timely manner. Imagine the look on the insurance agents face while watching this little gem while filling out the estimate.

I love the tranny guts laying all over the ground. Reminds me of the sheer joy I experienced when the engine in my '91 Acclaim did the same thing. Hell, I've even grenaded a lawnmower engine. Me and Chrysler products have a cease-fire agreement, although my new company car will be a Grand Caravan.

@ab3: Actually, there were a number of Obama supporters here in Alabama. They're usually on the bumpers of something fuel efficient and I notice them because none of them can drive. They actually just have installed these signs in Metro Birmingham and you could have an uprising on your hands if you made some…

@Rust-MyEnemy can't grow a beard: I still have every single one I ever owned out in my shed. That's pretty scary. Even more scary, did you ever see the cartoons?

I wouldnt kick it out of bed for eating cookies. Considering used miatae are going for this, it would make a great vehicle for bright sunny days.

Its a nice price if spending my crack dealers money and not mine. My money is better spent on the 'rock. Anything better than 150 hp will twist this thing up like an empty Coors light can. Yenko vega (yes, one was made), possibly.