Some perspective on how historic this is:

A player has the ball long enough to be the runner when, after he squeezes the potato with his greedclaw and his thundertrunk suctions to the swampy grass, he is capable off warding of a hex from the Field Magi, swallowing the potato outright, gallivanting to the dusky dimension via mirrorpool or fog portal, or filing…

That’s a lot of tears. Hopefully he has some kind of hollow, cylindrical device on hand to transport all that liquid.

Great. God wasn’t going to let LeBron come this far without a victory. Unlike four previous times when God wanted someone else to win.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Well if it was Batfleck, he’d most likely shoot the entire area with rockets. Just, none of them actually aimed at the guy.

I would chew off a limb to watch him fight Mayweather.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, but

How long until they announce DLC for the game that includes great Pokémon characters like Kratos, Auron, Nanako and Sonic the hedgehog?

That feels unnecessary, and awfully clickbaity.

While I sympathize with your love of the unknown — I love surprises too! — this is a news outlet, and we don’t believe that reporting on news requires a spoiler warning. Sorry.

How many children they’ve fathered?

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

That is a really inventive Spiderman design. I like it!

I am the Winter Soldier Cosplayer. My DeviantArt account name is Kaizoku501. Thank you for featuring me in your article!

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

“Rebirth won’t be just another reboot.”

“It’s not an event”