You had the platform in your grasp! It was in your hands, waiting for you to tell The. Entire. World. about the evils of MK. Instead, you hugged her and then made even more meaningless small talk with her that she normally makes to her toothbrush. You are the tainted one now. You are part of the MK Machine. Next time,…

Holy shit. Is this true? Are these correct numbers or exaggerated? This can’t be true. Right?

Its just like the last minute of that old Harrison Ford movie, about the Amish soccer team; Widnes.

I still don’t understand how this gigantic p.o.s isn’t in jail? Also, another p.o.s is tarintino

Matt has no penis to forget.

Can I get one of those trophies people are talking about? I just got here.

I’m all in with my 6$. It’s been a long 15 years. Was the first ep amazing and gave me nerd chills? No. Did I feel the breeze? Yep. I don’t want another streaming service, especially not CBS. But I’d rather pay now, cancel later than to wait until the season is over and spoiled online or some such. 15 years is long…

He has no pages.