No matter what you drive, it’ll make a better impression if it looks clean and well-taken-care-of (good paint, no dents, no torn seats, no trash inside, etc.).

Paging browndogwelding: You called this.

“I ain’t mad, but I am an idiot.”

“Town Cars disintegrating on the freeway, rusticles glimmering in faded pearlescent paint, all this will be lost like rustflakes in the desert......time to die”

It effectively IS France at this point. Which all the politicians think is a compliment.

What, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion? C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate?

I-94 between Ann Arbor and Detroit is the land of cars doing 90+ mph sideways because of fucked alignment from unrepaired crash damage, and Pontiac bumper covers littering the shoulders.

I have 2 (personally biased because I’m part of both):

This is amazing. Also, a certain Ecoboost Mustang that has been shown on this site is having head gasket issues. I’m sure the owner will chime in should he see fit.

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

I like this one...........1951 Buick LeSabre concept car.

Yeah, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Stef is probably the best driver of any of Jalopnik’s writers.

Auto journalism is my one respite from all the snarky poseurs that plague the internet. I like cars, don’t like assholes and don’t like watching assholes talk about cars. That’s why I stick with the original. Nobody does it better.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.