Can we please not give woman-beater Dre an academy award for pretending to be all social-justicey? That movie was bullshit.

Honestly I’m not sure how consensual the stuff with her dad could possibly be. A father gets 18 year old daughter drunk and has sex with her...sounds fishy.

I ate a rat in Vietnam so I’m probably completely unqualified to be President now :(

“There are times when you need the most buttery creamy mashed potatoes with thick creamy gravy and a side of mac and cheese.”

I wonder how appropriate she feels it is for all the five year old’s out there to be living in actual poverty? I’m sure she’s done so much for impoverished children of the world.

So if the VAW Act would have passed, there would be mandatory arrest laws on the books. This guy would have been arrested and if we did background checks, he hopefully wouldn’t have been able to get a gun. But no actually we should just arm everyone because it’s a full out war up in here.

The restaurant industry is horrible. I used to dread coming to work on the days I knew the GM was manager on duty for the night because he was old and so creepy. He actually kissed me on the cheek on Valentine’s Day. Every woman I worked with would talk about “John’s hugs” with an eye-roll. Eventually he did get fired…

This may just be my degree in political theory talking, but does someone want to explain to this Presidential candidate the differences between communism and socialism? And then tell him that everyone he mentioned was a commie. Big ol’ difference.