Carmelo was kind of a cranky dick to him, but otherwise I don’t think the Knicks really fucked up too badly (with Lin - they can be blamed heavily for almost everything else). He had a meniscus tear and missed the end of that season just 25 games into “Linsanity,” during which he’d already come back to earth a bit.…

I can understand something like this happening to a Kaleigh Gilchrist or a Paige Hauschild. But how, for the love of God, can parents name their child “Johnny Hooper” and then let his sport of choice become water polo.

And even worse, EA didn’t give him his iconic third leg.

Come for the King, you best simultaneously touch.

I only clap for the troops

I’m only mayor part time. I unclog septic tanks as a full time job, it pays a lot better.

Oh wow, two 5 syllable words in one sentence! The mayor of Green Bay has signed on!!

Doctor Dingus was my father, please, call me Sheilla.

Not when you consider the fact that the main food item for a Packers fan also happens to be one of the great constipators of man.

The crazy thing is if you remove the word millions from the chart you get the Income Statement for the Tampa Bay Rays. 38 dollars in earnings in 2018, what a year that was! 

$5.8 mil for plumbing maintenance/septic tank pumping

That seems a bit low.

Misc Overhead Expenses

You just don’t appreciate how hard it is for most people to look like idiots when it comes so easily to you.

You do it a disservice by calling it a sentence. It’s at least a sentence and a half, overdressed for the occasion with a few loose appendages slapped on for good measure.

It’s good that Press has at last acknowledged the folly of lending Barstool her celebrity, the USWNT’s fame, and the commendable and progressive things she and the USWNT have come to represent, and in doing so allowing an odious site to use her and the national team as a shield behind which they can attempt to hide…

Drastically better, thank you

Barstool offered him a job as Chief Barstool Officer. 

Someone always has to jump in in these situations to do the “I always knew they were no good bit.” I’m with you, was always nice to me, never seemed anything but genuine. Just goes to show you that these relationships are one sided and we don’t really know the people we read/watch online at all. 

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

It’s weird how Caillou grew up to become Brett Gardner.