I know...right? That’s going to be a huge issue when they have to do a firmware update OTA, because the cars will have different chips in them.

I cried during the reveal. F you gizmodo turds.

Who cares? I got one of those $30 Chinese clones from Amazon that looks just like the Analogue and plays Super Mario just as good as that overpriced piece of shit.

Hey now...I don’t think those Chinese kids would appreciate being called dumb.

How about they figure out the screen burn issue first?

Where the fuck is “the cheapest laptop for basic stuff”? I’ve seen $200 Chromebooks in Walmart. You can’t tell me that can’t recommend a cheaper option than a $500 Chromebook with an OLED (why?) screen.

Then you are dumb. There’s no way a human can tolerate that stupid kickstand and flat keyboard for more than an hour or so.

Conspiracy theorist says what?

It could have been worse: “According to youporn.com, try sticking your penis in a fleshlight full of broken glass”

Fuck that greasy little turd. It’s a beautiful island, and he’s just going to turn it to shit.

And when said UV lights come on, the inside of that van is going to look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

They also need to read up on the Quest. The link cable isn’t really needed anymore, since Airlink came out (wireless).

“Larry’s hopes of repealing Santa Monica’s fence law are definitely sunk by episode’s end”

I loved that IBM with the butterfly keyboard.

Yeah...this is not new. This is just an update to the one Anker already makes.

Yeah...this is not new. This is just an update to the one Anker already makes.

Why are breasts so taboo? Just because men don’t feed babies with theirs, it makes them safe to show.

Who made this fucking list? Homecoming was pretty good...and I’d put it at least at #2. The Vulture was a great villain.

lol...that movie sucked.

With a laptop that thin, that 3080 is going to be crippled.

Everyone thought that Titanic would be a disaster