My password at work is Trumpsuckshorsec0cks! Or some other form of Trump, an animal, and a sexual act.

Well most everything now uses your AD account to “automatically” authenticate, so and IT guy using his admin account won’t get him in to the special accounting software Jane Doe uses. Normally, users shouldn’t share their passwords with other users. There’s nothing wrong with sharing them with the IT person who could…

teenage ninja?

Yeah...but you screwed that up by reversing the roles of  Egg and Jack.

When are they going to show Beavis and Butthead then?

yep.

Especially when he calls a 12TB HARD DRIVE an SSD.

Especially when he calls a 12TB HARD DRIVE an SSD.

Yeah...like a Dot is the same as the Homepod.

Hey dumshit. FaceID sucks. I have an iPhone 11, so I know. There are plenty of times where I don’t want to hold a phone in front of my face to unlock it. TouchID on the power button would be so much better...or even both to give people options.

“dumb”....lol..I love me some sexy babes.

Mr. big bucks has joined the chat.

You’d win that bet. I’ve taken Surface products apart before...all soldered.

I just want someone to create a keygen so I can activate XP offline or without having to call ( I have a dedicated PC with XP just to play old games, and it’s not on the internets).

Tell Trump you’ll let NASA put his name on it (the base) if the whole Trump family moves there.

Can someone say “pointless”? I mean he could have just compressed the audio and used his phone to play it. Seems pointless to use the floppy purely as a storage medium.

“It’s your DENTIST Marty! Something’s got to be done about your dentist.”

You write this article like nobody knows what the Oculus Quest is. It was very annoying.

From what I gather, the SE just sounds like a Series 4 except with the faster Series 5's CPU.

Fucking hate the camera bump.

Wow. That’s what I’ve been emailing Apple about since faceid came out (that they just needed to put touchid on the power button). Hey Tim, can you pay me for my suggestion now?