I don’t need it, and it’s a shitty projector....but for $37....SOLD!

I don’t need it, and it’s a shitty projector....but for $37....SOLD!

If someone did this at a Trump rally. A) they wouldn’t have been allowed in with a shirt like that. B) even if they hit the shirt, they would get dragged out of there by security as soon as they said something disparaging about Trump. C) the next day Rush Limbfat would be talking about how Antifa organized the whole…

Look at his think fucking glasses. No wonder he likes bigger phones.

Women are human beings? I just thought they were playthings for human male amusement.

That thing is like twice as thick as an iPad Pro.

Bullshit. I have both. The Apple Pencil is superior by far.

You know he said “laptop”, right? Surface Book 2 would be the latest.

If car manufacturers would rust proof the cars better, I could keep one for 10 years or more.

I’m thinking that vat of molten steel didn’t kill Arnie. After Sarah and John leave, he comes out of it. He later finds Sarah and they hide him in the woods while his skin regrows, and ages. Or something like that.

Why is his ear metal?

We are already at 90 today in central Ohio. With 90 expected tomorrow.

I picture a high level meeting where Elon demands that Teslas have this feature. In that same meeting, when the engineers tell him “It’s not ready for prime time sir.”, I picture Elon saying “I don’t give a fuck, make it happen!”

I never noticed it was a Volt he was putting gas in until now. Fuck you Nissan. My Volt can go more all electric miles than that little piece of shit.

Thankfully iOS is pretty stable. Why would I want to risk affecting that stability by jailbreaking it? I did that to my iphone 5 back in the day. It was a shit show of crashing.

“but the move from 237ppi to 267ppi is instantly noticeable”

Jesus Christ you need a proofreader. There are numerous grammatical errors in your story. It made my brain hurt reading it.

As someone with an SO that’s a doctor, there are no ear transmitted diseases. Disgusting, yes, but you aren’t gonna catch anything.

All Americans deserve to know if the “...” mean “bigly” or “tremendous”.

Are you making movies with your phone? 64gb is plenty for everyday stuff. They do need to make it a lot cheaper than the 256 though. $150 isn’t a big enough gap.

Honestly, raise your wrist doesn’t work half the time, so I want the always on.