Sad! I use 3d touch all the time. A lot faster to post to FB or Twitter by just 3d touching the app icon.

You’re an idiot. The Touchbar is the shit. I use it all the time.

My daughter works there part time while going to college. They have people “specially” trained to do the Amazon returns. Apparently, all you have to do is bring your unwanted Amazon thing in with the RMA barcode from Amazon (printed or phone). The customer service Kohls employee prints out a label and sticks it on the…

Doc...you made a time machine...out of a mobility scooter?

Makes me wish I would have bought more than 1 share (for shits and giggles) when they went public.

Did the doctor regenerate into a man again yet?

“Are you or did you experience issues with your AT&T network on Tuesday?”

LOL to you losers saying keep the cat inside. It was built by nature to be a predator. It kills small animals because it’s a carnivore. Why don’t you blame our ancestors for domesticating them? I mean if they hadn’t been domesticated, you wouldn’t have them running around your neighborhood.

You think Trump will tell them that they just need to rake the leaves better?

But why? I had an original C64 when I was 14. I don’t miss the days of trying to load a crappy game from a cassette tape and having it fail 90% of the way through because of dirty tape heads.

If you were like “YEAH! There’s a gay guy in the movie!”, you’re the problem.

I lived through the eras when all the classic cartridge consoles came out. From the Atari 2600 (when I was 10) to the N64. I don’t remember them in that much detail that I can tell if an emulator doesn’t work 100% right.

Meh. If I want an ugly utilitarian box on wheels, I’ll get an XJ.

I just pissed in an empty vitamin water bottle. Being male has some advantages.

It could have been worse. He could have been using a Memoji.

They’re for tableting.

As an electrical engineer, I don’t think about the mechanical hinge. I think about the thin fragile electrical ribbon cable carrying signals to the LCD halves that’s under the hinge. That thing can’t last very long with all that bending before it shits the bed.

I love how the people that bitch about poor working conditions at Amazon still work at Amazon. The best way to tell Amazon to go fuck themselves and treat employees like people, is to quit working for them.

Hey buddy...they sell tinfoil hats on Amazon.

Get a freaking Apple Watch. You can listen to music on it, and there are apps for swimming stuff.