I heard that the premium ones are made from Joshua Tree pulp.

It is a long boring drive, but that idiot shouldn’t be defeating the safety systems.

I’m getting tired of you schmucks and your “the touch bar is a gimmick” shit. I use mine all the time.

Unions are pretty pointless. They have no REAL bargaining power. All they do is force people to give them part of their wages for phantom services. If management says you can’t do something, the union isn’t going to help. The union may actually hurt you as an employee if management doesn’t capitulate and they actually…

It’ just another day for me. I still have to go to work.

Wow. My daughter has the 13" one with touch bar, and she loves it. She is very petite though, so maybe that keyboard hates sausage fingers. Anyway, she says she uses the touchbar all the time (she is in design).

It looks like a portal.

How long until we can make General TSO’s chicken up there though?

I didn’t realize they HAD to have a black reporter. I just thought most companies pick the best people for the job, not the best (insert race/color/sex here) person.

I don’t care what anyone else says. I loved Captain Lorca. Such a good character.

I’m going with the fact he explicitly said “for the life of the car”.

He’s a God, so he should be pretty powerful.

Great Scott!

“That’s what your mom told me Beavis...because she’s a slut.”

Just like the all female Ghostbusters and and Oceans 8 were huge hits? Please.

My wife wears sports bras all the time because she doesn’t give a shit. I don’t think I’ve seen her wear a bra with cups since a friend’s wedding about 5 years ago.

Meh...just unscrew the caps and put BBs in them, then screw back on. No real damage, but still might result in a tow.

You people need to get off your fucking high horse about Amazon being bad. Most company’s DCs treat their employees like shit. It’s grueling work. If you don’t like it, get a degree and find a cushy job writing puff pieces for a shitty website. I don’t see any of you shitheads boycotting Amazon. Even if you do, that…

Are Crocs a real trend?

One of those agents probably has a special set of skills.