Nah...F the Somalis. We have too many of them in central Ohio, and they are nothing but bad news. They are rude and violent and refuse to learn more than a few words of English.

The Triple Lindy?

You need to do better research bro.

You need to do better research bro.

Is that Shaggy driving that Tesla?

So are we supposed to teach kids that female breasts don’t move when the rest of the body does?

I call bullshit. No way he got hurt landing like that. It looks like car kneed him in the back of the..... knee....when he came down.

He only wants to “catch” for Brady? lol.

I’m still waiting somehow for the NFL to invalidate our 1st win.

How do we know Arline didn’t go off on Becky before she started filming?

Who gives a fuck about Google Maps? Waze is the shit for routing you around traffic and finding cops, which is all I care about.

People who think college athletes should be paid are morons. You are going to college to get an education, not play “fools ball”. It pisses me off that people who genuinely want to go to a certain school to be a doctor or and engineer sometimes can’t get in because they have to leave an open spot for a football…

durrrrrrrrrr.

“None of that will have the impact of going after his little mushroom dick. This is fucking glorious.”

Itsa me....Trumpy!

“described as a bearded Hispanic”

Sounds like a Trump reference.

“No honey, it’s not stealing. You just have to go through a little maze to get the Switch.”

Maybe he was waiting until the Orange Alert System goes online Thursday.

Nah. He’s testing middle-out compression.

Maybe he could play for the Browns. They sure as shit needed a rusher that wasn’t Tyrod.