Like the NFL.

Are you SAD! because you can’t afford one, or do you like being a troll?

If I recall properly from my childhood, it was a candy bar.

The round thing throws me off, since it kinda looks like a TouchID sensor, which none of the new phones have. Maybe Apple’s “one more thing” will be a round Apple watch?

Cool Bruh!

I think the anonymous thing was because his dentures were falling out again.

I’d be afraid to use a bezel-less iPad. I have the 12.9" one and when I use the pencil it already feels like I’m going to crack the screen. Without the extra support of the bezel, I don’t know how they would keep it from flexing.

I’d “get behind” every one of those women, except She Hulk. She’d probably smash my 8" penis.

This couple is so awful, I bet they voted for Trump.

I guess this will make a Roomba more useful? I had one for about a week. It took forever to clean the 1st floor of my 3500 sqft home. I couldn’t even let it do it itself, because it would beep about needing the bin changed. Don’t even get me started on the shitty job it does of sweeping. I just use a cordless Dyson…

I have my once a day poop timed so that it occurs within an hour of my arrival at home, after I leave work. I would never want to poop at work.

Android? The iOS app seems to work just fine.

I thought Trump hated him and Amazon.

Nah bro. I just tried it. I would not want to hold that position for more than a minute or so. It gets a little uncomfortable. Counterpoint... who did she think she was saying “ok” to?

Better turn off your mic too. I don’t think your tinfoil hat will block the signals.

Where’s that gif of Elaine talking to Jerry about orgasms? Oh..here..

Wrong. The best Samsung phone at the time was the Focus (even though the first Galaxy S phone had come out). It’s 4" screen was 800x480. The iPhone had a 3.5" screen with 960x640. Higher resolution=clearer images.

Who cares. I won’t be watching it.

You’d need some pretty strong tape to corral those things.

“Uhm, Dokkiri customer service? Yeah that cutter hurt really bad, and I’m still waiting for my finger tip to grow back. Oh, and how do I remove this fake blood? Thanks.”