Smart men keep opiates as emergency standby for when the brown urine and back pain start...but end up going to the ER anyway because Percocet isn’t strong enough.

This guy knows kidney stones.

Can’t tell if you’re full of shit or not. I’ve passed 7 kidney stones, never sat for any of them. In fact. it’s easier to let gravity help when standing.

Good. Fuck the Warriors and Stephanie Curry.

No...they are not. Unions suck.

You people are fucking stupid. It’s not that bad. Sure, it’s not walk on through and get on the plane smooth, but it’s for safety because people are dumb. I don’t know what the big deal is about taking your shoes off (fuck you shoe bomber guy). Hell, most people I see anymore fly with sandals (fuck you people and your…

Best line of the episode.

Wow. It’s like if I asked you where a great pizza joint was, and you sent me to a Mexican restaurant. That battery you reference is 1/3 the capacity, and won’t CHARGE USB-c devices (PD).

Wow. It’s like if I asked you where a great pizza joint was, and you sent me to a Mexican restaurant. That battery…

I don’t care if I pay more for body wash because I make a lot of money. Body wash > bar soap because I actually get a lather with body wash with no effort. With bar soap, it’s hard to determine if I’m actually getting soap on me.

I wonder what the statute of limitations is on this? Myself and 6 of my family members were bumped from a flight in July 2016. If I would have know this shit, I would have demanded to be compensated. We were 4 hours late getting to our destination on the other flight we took.

I don’t know there were any white people in Oakland.

“Never to young, to understand freedom.” LOL’d right there. What does shooting a gun have to do with understanding freedom?

Maybe it was his drop the mic moment. He did score like the first 8 points for the Cavs.

I’m more upset that a former Cavs player (Kerr) is the reason we don’t have 3 titles instead of just one.

Fear not, my child. For the King shall return in his final years to be a player/coach. Then, as it has been decreed, he shall take ownership of “The Land” where he might acquire mighty warriors to defeat his foes.

That might finally force the NBA to do something about “superteams”. I mean who would want to watch that NBA season?

Excuses, excuses. Just like the year before when we didn’t have Kyrie or Kevin. Woulda shoulda coulda.

JING YANG!!!

He looks like Brad Dourif from Alien resurrection.

They aren’t. He’s got some dirty laundry.