Now if only Apple would stop limiting my iPhone x and ipad pro to only 4x6.

He can kick all the fucking geese he wants to though.

I’m thinking that wearing a seat belt would have made this accident more gruesome because of the awful tubing cage.

Browns do the smart thing, it blows up in their faces. Browns do the stupid thing, it all works out?

As a Browns fan, I usually say “that guy should be pretty good” or “that was a good pick”, and they go on to suck. This year I said “why the fuck did they do that?!”. Hopefully this means the Browns picked the opposite of their original picks they had planned.

“bringing iOS 12 to the iPhone 5S would mark a new record: six major iterations of iOS on the same device.”

Hmm. Was Christmas an alias for Trump?

Why? You can get a Macbook Pro from the same era for only $1000.

Why? You can get a Macbook Pro from the same era for only $1000.

Is this really a big problem? I take 4 mile hikes on the weekend in warm weather and never noticed my penis sticking to my balls afterwords. So with this underwear, I have to stuff my penis in a hole every time I put them on?

Is this really a big problem? I take 4 mile hikes on the weekend in warm weather and never noticed my penis sticking…

Straight people lose their significant others all the time on that show. You don’t see us straight people bitching about it. Do gay people think that they need to be treated special, like the handicapped?

Legit question....

I wonder if Amazon will give prime members a free sub to the recording service. Ring is killing me with that $30 a year to see who is at my door.

I wonder if Amazon will give prime members a free sub to the recording service. Ring is killing me with that $30 a…

The worst part of this story is that it’s about a Kardashian.

Damn Erlich Bachman trying to ruin things for Pied Piper again.

Sure you did. Get off that soapbox before you fall down.

Sounds like something FROM The Onion.

He did. She didn’t respond.

“But instead of that, we get the story of Lucille: Negan’s wife was the person that got him through life before the zombie apocalypse, so he named his bat after her as a token of love, to symbolize what’s getting him through everything since then.”

Too bad all these automakers are in bed with big oil.

Obviously, he was trying to do his best Butters impression.