It’s cold as a witch’s tit in my office right now.

You think this is bad...my uncle got stuck at the top of the Top Thrill Dragster coaster at Cedar Point. That’s 400+ feet in the air. LUCKILY they pretty much just had a maintenance guy just climb the ladder and push it over the hill.

Now if only Apple would stop limiting my iPhone x and ipad pro to only 4x6.

He can kick all the fucking geese he wants to though.

I’m thinking that wearing a seat belt would have made this accident more gruesome because of the awful tubing cage.

“The average customer has ONE choice for internet provider. TWO if they’re lucky.”

Serves you cord cutters right, since you are all dumb enough to pay for a half dozen subscriptions that would basically equal the price of cable. I’ve done the math, so I know. I may be paying a little more than you guys right now, but I’m “locked in” and my fees won’t go up for a few years. Unlike you fools that let…

Browns do the smart thing, it blows up in their faces. Browns do the stupid thing, it all works out?

I’m sure there’s an Amazon-Post Office-Trump joke there somewhere.

It’s possible that the “pager” Fury had could go through time too, hence the 90's era Captain Marvel movie.

It makes sense that 2 of the worst carriers would team up.

“In an interview with Yahoo! Movies, Paul Feig stated he’s still interested in making a sequel to Ghostbusters: Answer the Call.”

As a Browns fan, I usually say “that guy should be pretty good” or “that was a good pick”, and they go on to suck. This year I said “why the fuck did they do that?!”. Hopefully this means the Browns picked the opposite of their original picks they had planned.

I can’t wait until #metoo is #meover.

It’s “the Box III”.

That was my thinking until 2 days after I got my X. Now I can’t do without it.

Clickbait article (probably just to get in another jab at the notch...which every new phone has now anyway).

“bringing iOS 12 to the iPhone 5S would mark a new record: six major iterations of iOS on the same device.”

Since the GOP only believe in a magical sky fairy, they will never believe the fate that befell the dinosaurs.

Since Trump didn’t collude with the Russians, I think the plan now is to either make him tweet something so obscene or threatening that the GOP will throw his ass out, or make him so pissed that his KFC blocked heart explodes.