“windscreen”?

Apparently women are also “whiny bitches”, because instead of doing anything about it that pay gap...they just whine about it. The company I work for supports equal pay for equal experience, position, etc. A lady I worked with complained that since she was 2 years a male coworkers senior (they were in the same…

Gross. You should do it because it “feels good”. There are a lot of things that make you feel good, but that doesn’t mean you should do them (like eating a shit ton of christmas cookies). You shouldn’t be talking about the things you should do to prevent e.coli...you just shouldn’t do those things. It’s like saying…

I don’t get where the big eyes come from. I mean Asians aren’t as “wide eyed” as everyone else.

“It was the best four-player system to ever hit the market.”

I would watch the shit out of topless female MMA. I would even buy the PPV and not steal it.

No. It’s Cyberdine Systems model T-101F.

LOL. Every new GM car has issues.

IT’S NOT THE SAME!

I watched Omar play during his stint with the Indians. He deserves to be in the HOF.

“The 12th Doctor is my least favorite of the new series Doctors”

Just go to a Chinese restaurant like they did in “A Christmas Story”.

Those are actually worth more than bitcoin right now.

he’s willing to delay becoming a millionaire professional athlete by a year in order to avoid them at the top of the draft

That sounds awful. My wife and I make note of what each other wants throughout the year, and pick the top one or two to get each other. Luckily, it’s usually something we mentioned earlier in the year, so it’s still a surprise.

Donate or re-gift it.....DUH.

Remaking “Overboard” today is kind of retarded. Back in the 80's with no internet, it would have been hard to determine who the person is. Today, just Google the guy (since he’s so rich), movie over.

Is this guy’s last name Trump?

“fantasmic”? Is that fantastic and orgasmic?

One more foot, and she would have puked in the Gatorade.