Remaking “Overboard” today is kind of retarded. Back in the 80's with no internet, it would have been hard to determine who the person is. Today, just Google the guy (since he’s so rich), movie over.

Is this guy’s last name Trump?

“fantasmic”? Is that fantastic and orgasmic?

One more foot, and she would have puked in the Gatorade.

Jesus. Getting a little tired of the anti-notch rhetoric. If you actually had the phone, and weren’t a graphics designer, you just think of it as extra real estate at the top of the display. The virtual home button, control center, etc. are non issues. The huge annoyance with the iPhone X is the switching between…

If they stay in stock, you can order up until th 22nd. Talk about artifical scarcity.

Meh....fuck the Steelers.

I don’t see anything racist about it at all. If a black guy put on “whiteface”, we would think anything of it. I mean vampires don’t get upset when we dress like Dracula.

Articles like this are stupid. Why would I want to murder a tree every year, when I can just reuse the same “fake” one every year? I bought a $700 tree (on sale) about 7 Christmas’s ago. You can’t even tell it’s fake.

Uh...do female characters run around in their underwear in that game? If not, what does it matter if there is cameltoe? I see a woman in her underwear every day, and cameltoe exists.

I’m worried that the #metoo will eventually become detrimental to women, as asinine as that sounds. If women keep complaining that they are being harassed (valid or not), men in position to hire these women won’t want to go through the trouble.

Or domestic abuse ones either.

Republicans in a DEEP RED state should never be unelectable.

Just like you guys lost your minds when we elected a black guy 9 years ago.

He’ll probably contest the results with his Jew lawyer.

Clearly, the reason he can’t ride that horse is because it isn’t 14.

I don’t have black friends. Does that make me racist?

Well I don’t have boobs, and I like boobs. Big floppy NATURAL ones are the best kind of boobs.

Yeah. Thank God. How else would I see those big floppy titties?

What really irked me was that unlike the Doctor in Blink of an Eye, Isaac didn’t have that “glad to see you guys” scene. After all, he did learn to show some affection for those kids in that one episode. At the very least, he should now know A LOT about how humans interact.